Soviet Headcanons
Soviet Headcanons
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When Russia speaks English in an informal situation, it’s full of errors, like skipping articles. He knows English fluently but pretends he doesn’t just to irritate England. And he thinks articles are useless. (Unless they’re French, the French ones are pretty!)

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Russia has the worst bags under his eyes, and uses make-up to cover them. If you want to piss him off, expose this!

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There are two situations where Russia will use profanity on purpose.

  1.  He’s really pissed off and wants to get the warning across quickly;
  2.  He thinks it would be funny to slip in a bad word out of nowhere, just to see how everyone will look at him.
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caffeinatedfeminist:

I promise to never, ever post a Screamer on my blog.

This will be a safe place on April Fool’s Day.

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Ivan was afraid of heights when planes were first invented, and he refused to get on one for years… He often travelled by horseback to world meetings and would usually arrive at the right location hours after the meeting had ended.

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Lithuania is one of the few people Russia feels comfortable crying in front of, besides his sisters. But he’ll also cry to manipulate him. Even when Lithuania knows Russia is faking, he’s unable to ignore him.

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Russia’s scarf cannot be expressed in normal euclidean space. It lays around his neck like a curved Penrose Triangle in a way that should be impossible.

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Belarus once introduced Russia to a stranger as her “fiance”. Russia freaked out.

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Lithuania basically sees himself and Poland as the heroes saving Belarus from Russia’s grasp. Belarus sees the complete opposite.

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Lithuania is simply in denial that Belarus wants to marry Russia. He doesn’t understand why anybody would want to be with Russia again, under any circumstances. And in general, he blocks out a lot of negative things about her.

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