Soviet Headcanons
Soviet Headcanons

When America served Russia Red Velvet Cake, Russia commented that the cake was tasty and very pretty yet tasted nothing like beets.

When America told Russia it was red from food coloring, he spit it out and accused America of trying to poison him.

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Lithuania’s feet are huge - about the same size as Russia’s.

This hasn’t stopped Poland and Russia from making him wear shoes meant for women, and to this day Lithuania’s feet still look broken, purple and just painful to look at. Even Belarus can’t stand it.

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Poland loves eating bananas.

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The Soviets enjoy having huge Monopoly tournaments.

Russia will always, always get Baltic Avenue and giggle insanely about it.

Belarus will only buy properties near Russia and she’ll always force him to win.

Poland always gets Virginia Avenue, St. Charles Place, and States Avenue because they’re pink and pink is awesome.

Estonia will stare at the game board without blinking (?) until he either figures out the best possible strategy or Russia/Belarus forces him to take his turn.

Latvia has the worst luck and always falls in debt first, usually to Russia.

Ukraine always checks to make sure no one minds whenever she buys a property. If someone does mind, she apologizes profusely and doesn’t buy it at all.

Only Lithuania can actually play the game normally.

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Poland received his human name, Feliks, because he managed to avoid the black plague. Though for him to be named “lucky” sounds like a cruel joke now.

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Belarus is afraid of beavers. She could scare off a bear but a beaver? Ugh. Get it away from her.

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After America forced him to watch watching Pitch Perfect, Russia became obsessed with acapella and started a group of his own with all of the former Soviet countries.  He was amazed to find that Latvia has quite a talent for beatboxing and that Lithuania could hit the bass notes incredibly well.  All of them ended up winning several international competitions and bonded very well over the course of their musical adventures.

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When Australia showed Russia “Molvanîa: a Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry”, he expected him to be offended. Instead, Russia smiled, brought a copy home, and edited it to replace each mention of “Molvanîa” with “Poland.” Now Russia reads it whenever he needs a cheap laugh.

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Poland is the cousin of Ukraine, Russia and Belarus.

Lithuania thinks Poland and Russia look nothing alike but they act very similar (childish, controlling, weirdos)

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